I am completely insane.

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So happy I can wear my glasses without it irritating my ears!😋

Someone should talk to me cause I’m lonely which sucks. I’m really good at telling bad jokes too so yeah..

looking-at-a-distance:

😊😌

sexgasms:

friendly reminder that coca-cola only sold 25 bottles during their first year, but they never gave up. now they sell over billions of bottles per year. my point is, even if life is shitty for you, don’t give up and be patient because it might end up turning into a big & great thing

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steady-damage-to-us-all:

Untitled on We Heart It.

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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misscfish:

My heart just melted 

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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