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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via eatsleeep-repeat)

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

"Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken."

- Amy Poehler, Harvard Speech (via ohteenscanrelate)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate, via petitechatonn)

cacneas:

tumblr island would be the farthest thing from a judgment free environment and would probably be the cause of a couple dozen murders and an unintentional reenactment of lord of the flies

(via crunchier)

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam, via petitechatonn)

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(via petitechatonn)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via humorking)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via ruinedchildhood)

bones-ashes-glass:

skeletales:

Approximately 1,200 miles off the southeast coast of Africa lies an island nation known as Mauritius that gives off the illusion of an underwater waterfall at the southwestern tip of the island. The visually deceiving impression, created in the water due to the runoff of sand and silt deposits, is especially effective and breathtaking in aerial shots. In fact, the illusion can even be seen on Google Maps.


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ended-dreams:

Mess.


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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via petitechatonn)

bexxababe:

Medicated chocolate dipped cereal bars, 250mg each

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via petitechatonn)