I am completely insane.

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bombing:

i’m so bad with texting back or handling messages in general. one time my friend texted me and i was going to respond but instead i made a clutch investment in a small towel company and am now the CEO of the most successful towel company in the world and you will not fuck with me here do you understand me? i will run your shitty towel kickstarter into the goddamn dirt. this is my territory

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allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

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gottagosaverockandrollbrb:

Mom: honey what did you learn at school today?

Me:

 

(via brendons-dick)

rastalove-me:

Joe pls

(via brendons-dick)

"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

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Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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(Source: quotethat, via aliceinpizzalandd447)

falloutboyfanblog:

I DONT GIVE A FLYING FLADOODLE ABOUT KEY AND PEELE

WHAT DO WE WANT?

FALL OUT BOY.

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?

ALWAYS BUT SPECIFICALLY RIGHT NOW

(via brendons-dick)

p0rcelain-c0rpse:

Bands »> on We Heart It.

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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asianllamacorns:

You are what you love not who loves you!

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply, via crunchier)

barakat-and-the-beanstalk:

Two of my role models, right here.

bombing:

just a tip for all you bachelors out there: you don’t have to pay for dinner if the restaurant is on fire

(via jerkidiot)

snapchatting:

snapchatting:

give me a D
give me a O
give me a L
give me a P
give me a H
give me a I
give me a N
give me a S
put them all together and what dose it spell

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